Momma Saying

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Suggest Revision: Momma, will the tears ever dry? I ask this as I wipe my eyes. I'm told in time. But I don't think so. I wasn't ready to let you go.
 
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Suggest Revision: My momma taught me to act like a lady and to expect to be treated like one.
 
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Suggest Revision: Yo momma's so fat when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet!
 
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Suggest Revision: Yo momma's so fat her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.
 
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Suggest Revision: Yo momma's so fat, she could sell shade.
 
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Suggest Revision: Yo momma's so fat when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
 
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Suggest Revision: Yo momma's so fat, she couldn't even jump to a conclusion!
 
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Suggest Revision: Your momma is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said 1 person at a time please.
 
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Suggest Revision: You momma's so fat, when she walks, she shows up on the Rictor scale!
 
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Suggest Revision: Yo momma so fat, I tried to walk around her and got lost.
 
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