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Monday Workday Quotes, Quotations & Sayings 2018

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Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear... Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.	36 up, 5 down

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Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life!

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I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30.

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I hate those holidays that fall on a Monday where you don't get mail, those fake holidays like Columbus Day. What did Christopher Columbus do, discover America? If he hadn't, somebody else would have and we'd still be here. Big deal.

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It would certainly make my week a lot better if I was off work every Monday...somebody needs to make this happen...

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On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.

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Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday's code

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F you really want to advise me, do it on Saturday afternoon between 1 and 4 o'clock. And you've got 25 seconds to do it, between plays. Not on Monday. I know the right thing to do on Monday.

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I think we're seeing in working mothers a change from "Thank God it's Friday" to "Thank God it's Monday." If any working mother has not experienced that feeling, her children are not adolescent.

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I think we're seeing in working mothers a change from 'Thank God it's Friday' to 'Thank God it's Monday.' If any working mother has not experienced that feeling, her children are not adolescent.

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