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Money Ambrose Bierce Quotes & Sayings
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COMMERCE, n. A kind of transaction in which A plunders from B the goods of C, and for compensation B picks the pocket of D of money belonging to E.
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QUOTIENT, n. A number showing how many times a sum of money belonging to one person is contained in the pocket of another --usually about as many times as it can be got there.
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Architect. One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money.
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FUNERAL, n. A pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the undertaker, and strengthen our grief by an expenditure that deepens our groans and doubles our tears. The savage dies --they sacrifice a horse To bear to happy hunting-grounds the corse. Our friends expire --we make the money fly In hope their souls will chase it to the sky. --Jex Wopley.
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Example is better than following it.
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PALMISTRY, n. The 947th method (according to Mimbleshaw's classification) of obtaining money by false pretences. It consists in reading character in the wrinkles made by closing the hand. The pretence is not altogether false; character can really be read very accurately in this way, for the wrinkles in every hand submitted plainly spell the word dupe. The imposture consists in not reading it aloud.
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When you doubt, abstain.
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The covers of this book are too far apart.
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Politeness, n: The most acceptable hypocrisy.
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Doubt is the father of invention.
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Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
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Impiety. Your irreverence toward my deity.
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Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think.
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A man is known by the company he organizes.
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Doubt begins only at the last frontiers of what is possible.
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Historian - a broad-gauge gossip.
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Congratulations is the civility of envy.
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Impiety, n.: Your irreverence toward my deity.
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Acquaintance. A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to.
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The best thing to do with the best things in life is to give them up.
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