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Monkey Nuts Quotes & Sayings
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What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.
Anonymous
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Monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.
Malcolm De Chazal
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Monkey see monkey do, banana clips. Shoot at them ni...s, no camera glitch.
Lil Wayne
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I am just a monkey man, I'm glad you are a monkey woman, too.
The Rolling Stones
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It is not so important to be serious as it is to be serious about the important things. The monkey wears an expression of seriousness which would do credit to any college student, but the monkey is serious because he itches.
Robert M Hutchins
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I think Elaine would go out with anyone if they showed interest in her. She's nuts. The woman's nuts.
Julia Louis-Dreyfus
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These psychotic ni...z envy me, and wanna be nuts.but I bust nuts, like my genitals s..ually.
Papoose
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His nuts is shot...Dude, check your nuts.
Big Black
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ho.. on my d..k cuz I payed for the butt-cheeks, girls on my nuts look I look like whole wheat, baby nuts brandon came with the gloc 10.
Lil B
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It is not so important to be serious as it is to be serious about the important things. The monkey wears an expression of seriousness which would do credit to any college student, but the monkey is serious because he itches.
Robert M Hutchins
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The most accomplished monkey cannot draw a monkey, this only man can do; just as it is also only man who regards his ability to do this as a distinct merit
Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
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Having a fair skin nor having an expensive material things doesn't define you beautiful, but on how you carry yourself. Color is not really an issue, your personality defines who you are. Same as a monkey may wear silk but still he's a monkey! And please don't be too haughty, the people you discriminated may be the one who lift you up when youre crawling in the mud.
Fairy_thale
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If your company has a clean-desk policy, the company is nuts and you're nuts to stay there.
Tom Peters
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I have a really, really, really normal family. And by normal I mean we're all nuts on some level. I think you've gotta be a little nuts to pursue any kind of creative job. I was also a really good kid. I know that sounds really dull, but I didn't rebel in the traditional sense.
Anna Paquin
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Girls on my d..k cuz I look like a baby goon, milk on my nuts cuz the girls look hungry, Young BasedGod got girls in cages, suck my nuts ho.
Lil B
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In most conventional novels, God is not allowed to be nuts. Nor are nuts allowed to be God.
John Sladek
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The Clinton administration launched an attack on people in Texas because those people were religious nuts with guns. Hell, this country was founded by religious nuts with guns. Who does Bill Clinton think stepped ashore on Plymouth Rock?
P J O'Rourke
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If I die trying, then at least I tried.
Monkey D Luffy
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Have you ever seen monkey in jail? -Mr. Chow
The Hangover 2
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I'm a monkey and a flower, I'm everything at once.
Talking Heads
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