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Morbid Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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I'd rather laugh in bed than do it. If I went to a lady of the night, I'd probably pay her to tell me jokes. Would that be perverted?
Billy Joel
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If my jokes offend you: 1. Im sorry. 2. It wont happen again. 3. 1 & 2 are lies. and 4. get over it.
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Family jokes, through rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive
Stella Benson
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A book does not make bad jokes, drink too much or eat more than you can afford to pay for.
Kenneth Turan
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You make jokes because you're afraid to take anything seriously, because if you take things seriously, they matter.
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Family jokes, through rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive.
Stella Benson
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9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just plane wrong.
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Most jokes state a bitter truth.
Larry Gelbart
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Most jokes state a bitter truth
Larry Gelbart
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The best doctors and the best hospitals in America, if they cannot get the patient information they need when they need it, it can lead to morbid consequences: Higher mortality.
Timothy Murphy
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My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe.
Emo Philips
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Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?
George Bernard Shaw
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
Will Rogers
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If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
Bob Edwards
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The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
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It is by vivacity and wit that man shines in company; but trite jokes and loud laughter reduce him to a buffoon.
Lord Chesterfield
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New opinions often appear first as jokes and fancies, then as blasphemies and treason, then as questions open to discussion, and finally as established truths.
George Bernard Shaw
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In America, they are paranoid about ruining the reputations of people once they are dead and cannot answer back. They have this fascination which to me seems cruel and morbid. I do not want any part of it.
Isabella Rossellini
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Sensitiveness is closely allied to egotism; and excessive sensibility is only another name for morbid self-consciousness. The cure for tender sensibilities is to make more of our objects and less of our selves.
Christian Nestell Bovee
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They mustn't know my despair, I can't let them see the wounds which they have caused, I couldn't bear their sympathy and their kind-hearted jokes, it would only make me want to scream all the more. If I talk, everyone thinks I'm showing off; when I'm.
Anne Frank
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