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Mother In Law Joke Quotes & Sayings
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And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!
Will Rogers
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Spending time with my mother in law really makes me appreciate my own mother.
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Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out as Woman Hitler? Coincidence? I think not.
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I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps.
Les Dawson
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Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law.
Voltaire
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Even though I have a zero relationship with my mother in law, she still insists I call her mom.
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What a beautiful day! Never mind, my mother in law just walked in.
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Having a great mother in law that you get along with and you KNOW she likes you will motivate you to never let her son go
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What you never want to do is have a story that doesn't track emotionally, because then you're going joke to joke and you're going to fatigue the audience. The only thing that's going to string them to the next joke is how successful the previous joke is.
Paul Feig
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When I get married I want a mother in law that will adore me and one that I'll actually like.
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I think my mother-in-law is trying to tell me something. She is giving me baby clothes and baby food...Not happening.
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Be kind to your mother-in-law the same way you would like your husband to be kind to your own mother.
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You know what's great about having an imaginary girlfriend? Imaginary mother-in-law!
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English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation.
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There is but one law for all, namely that law which governs all law, the law of our Creator, the law of humanity, justice, equity - the law of nature and of nations.
Edmund Burke
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A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity, it dares all things and crushes down remorselessly all that stands in its path.
Agatha Christie
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More of Murphy's Law Murphy's Tenth Law: Mother Nature is a son-of-a-gun. Murphy's Eleventh Law: It is impossible to make anything foolproof, because fools are so very ingenious. Murphy's Twelfth Law: Things get worse under pressure A few additions to Murphy's Laws ... To study a subject best, understand it thoroughly before you start. If an experiment works, something has gone wrong. If mathematically you end up with the incorrect answer, try multiplying by the page number. When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout!
Murphys Laws
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No great idea in its beginning can ever be within the law. How can it be within the law? The law is stationary. The law is fixed. The law is a chariot wheel which binds us all regardless of conditions or place or time.
Emma Goldman
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India was the mother of our race and Sanskrit the mother of Europe's languages. She was the mother of our philosophy, mother through the Arabs, of much of our mathematics, mother through Buddha, of the ideals embodied in Christianity, mother through village communities of self-government and democracy. Mother India is in many ways the mother of us all.
Will Durant
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Agatha Christie
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