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A muscle is like a car. If you want it to run well early in the morning, you have to warm it up.

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.	19 up, 6 down

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When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

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A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car

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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Never have more children than you have car windows.

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Life is a gamble. You can get hurt, but people die in plane crashes, lose their arms and legs in car accidents; people die every day. Same with fighters: some die, some get hurt, some go on. You just don't let yourself believe it will happen to you.

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Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?

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So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up, and he said 'You've been promoted.' And I swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said You've been promoted again.' And I swerved again. He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.' And I went into a tree. And a policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?' And I said 'I careered off the road.'

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No man treats a motor car as foolishly as he treats another human being. When the car will not go, he does not attribute its annoying behavior to sin, he does not say, You are a wicked motorcar, and I shall not give you any more petrol until you go. He attempts to find out what is wrong and set it right.

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Featured Quote: "I'm okay today. I'll be okay tomorrow. And the next day after that I'll still be okay. But in a year you will see me, I'll be amazing."

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