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Mustache Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Since I don't smoke, I decided to grow a mustache, it is better for the health. However, I always carried a jewel-studded cigarette case in which, instead of tobacco, were carefully placed several mustaches, Adolphe Menjou style. I offered them politely to my friends: 'Mustache? Mustache? Mustache?' Nobody dared to touch them. This was my test regarding the sacred aspect of mustaches.
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Sitting next to a man with a mustache at dinner is hearing a hundred people ask, 'How long have you been growing that mustache?'
Alison Brie
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A mustache really defines your face. My dad had a mustache when I was growing up, and I can still remember when he shaved it, he looked like a completely different person.
Jason Sudeikis
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
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I had a mustache when I was 13.
David Schwimmer
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I had a mustache when I was 13.
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They told me I gave the best milk mustache of anybody.
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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I had beautiful wavy hair and a waxed mustache.
Curly Howard
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I've grown this mustache which saves me from having to glue on one every day in the heat.
Keith Carradine
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I didn't want to wear a checked shirt and grow a mustache - that's what you had to do, and everyone did.
Neil Tennant
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Always laugh heartily at the jokes your boss tells, it maybe a loyalty test.
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A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.
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Deaf jokes aren't funny, I don't want to hear them.
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For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies.
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A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
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I've always been terrible on regular sitcoms with lots of jokes. I don't know how to tell jokes.
Rainn Wilson
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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
David Ogilvy
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A civil servant doesn't make jokes
Eugene Ionesco
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