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Mustache Peter Griffin Quotes & Sayings
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Since I don't smoke, I decided to grow a mustache, it is better for the health. However, I always carried a jewel-studded cigarette case in which, instead of tobacco, were carefully placed several mustaches, Adolphe Menjou style. I offered them politely to my friends: 'Mustache? Mustache? Mustache?' Nobody dared to touch them. This was my test regarding the sacred aspect of mustaches.
Salvador Dali
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Hey hey, where the hell is that Peter Griffin? He told me he'd give me a hundred dollars if I took off all my clothes off.
Peter Griffin
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Sitting next to a man with a mustache at dinner is hearing a hundred people ask, 'How long have you been growing that mustache?'
Alison Brie
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A mustache really defines your face. My dad had a mustache when I was growing up, and I can still remember when he shaved it, he looked like a completely different person.
Jason Sudeikis
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I'd say, 'Come again?' and I'd laugh as I said, 'Come.'
Peter Griffin
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Attention restaurant customers: Testicles. That is all.
Peter Griffin
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Um, if by ead you mean imagined a naked lady, then, yes.
Peter Griffin
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You know what I haven't had in a while? Big League Chew.
Peter Griffin
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Hey, that's fantastic, Lois! And I'll pleasure myself to your photos.
Peter Griffin
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Hey Brian! I turned the stairs into a waterslide!
Peter Griffin
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Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'
Peter Griffin
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Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homos..ually.
Peter Griffin
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Lois, um, go get the medical dictionary and look up "fork" and "lung."
Peter Griffin
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If I'm a child that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if I'm going stand here and take this from a pervert.
Peter Griffin
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Stand perfectly still Lois, their vision is based on movement.
Peter Griffin
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Wait, Lois, we have to handle this delicately. Our son....wants....to plow you.
Peter Griffin
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All right, all right, make like Siamese twins and split... And then one of you die. -Peter Griffin
Family Guy
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I had such a crush on her. Until I met you, Lois. Youre my silver medal. -Peter Griffin
Family Guy
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Oh, I thought you wanted us to murder the children and harvest their organs for beer money.
Peter Griffin
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I think the lesson here is, it really doesnt matter where youre from, as long as were all the same religion. -Peter Griffin
Family Guy
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