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My 2nd Familyes Being Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Its funny how I cant stop thinking about you, even though I always was your 2nd choice.
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Think I need a 2nd job, I have way too much month at the end of my money.
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A drunken man was dreaming that he died and reincarnated on earth as a chicken. He became heavy and tried to lay an egg! He pushed and pushed and laid the 1st egg, then the 2nd. He was pushing to lay a 3rd egg when his wife screamed ''James! You're shitting on the bed!"
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One of my dogs is in the movie Beethoven's 2nd.
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Hanging out on 2nd Avenue eating chicken vindaloo, I just want to be with you.
The Ramones
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Maybe everyone doesn't deserve a 2nd chance. If I can be perfect why can't you?
Daniel Tosh
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Going back to an ex is like watching a movie for the 2nd time, It might be nice but at the end you know how it ends.
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3 men were drunk,they stopped a taxi.The taxi driver figured that they were drunk,he just switched on the engine & switched it off & told them, 'we ve arrived'.The 1st guy gave him money, 2nd guy said thanks, but the 3rd guy slapped him.The taxi driver was stunned coz he was hoping that none of them must ve realized that the car didn't move an inch.So he asked,what was that for? Control ur speed next time,u almost killed us.
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Don't count calories from December 15th through January 2nd.
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I joined Walt Disney, went to work, December 2nd 1935, so obviously, I'm not too young!
Marc Davis
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Zoning my 2nd bottle, focused still on tomorrow. So what thoughts keep me anxious, moet gon keep me calmer.
Wale
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In the end whatever I have to say doesn't really matter. I'll always be 2nd to you. No matter how hard I try that's just my fate.
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The 1st step to happiness is deciding what u want, the 2nd step is doing whatever it takes to get it & LAST is enjoying every minute of it.
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Smokers, be considerate, please. What makes you think I'd like to inhale your 2nd-hand smoke? Would you like to inhale my fart?
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No one wants to be on an impostor, fly by night, wanna-be, cheap ass, half assed, 2nd rate, poser, amateur hour talk show like yours!
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There are four steps to attain success: 1st think, 2nd believe, 3rd dream, and 4th dare.
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Here lies Captain Ernest Bloomfield Accidentally shot by his Orderly, March 2nd, 1789 Well done, thou good and faithful servant
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As a strong supporter of our 2nd Amendment rights, I believe tougher enforcement of our nation's existing gun laws must be done before any more laws are enacted and put on the books.
Jeff Miller
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It's hard to trust someone the 2nd time around after they already gave you one reason not to trust them.
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