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I want a man who is like my alarm clock. I ignore it, snooze it and swear at it, but it still faithfully goes off every morning.

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My bed and I have a special relationship, we're perfect for each other. But my alarm clock just hates seeing us together.

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I miss the days in college when my alarm clock would be set in the P.M.

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The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact that its my cellphone.	1039 up, 127 down

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Sleep is my drug, my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police.	284 up, 57 down

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Today's shitty attitude by me is proudly sponsored by my alarm clock.

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My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.	2179 up, 362 down

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My alarm clock & I had a fight. It wanted me to get up, I refused. Things escalated. Now I'm awake & its broken. Not sure who won the fight.

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But I love New York. I used to set my alarm clock when I was there, and get up at 4am and get a coffee, just because I could.

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