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My Ass Quotes & Sayings
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Im still trying to decide if hes a punk-ass bi..., or a bi...-ass punk.
Ralphie May
27 Likes
A small a.. circle of friends. A small a.. circle of trust.
Unknown
6 Likes
The reality is irrelevant. [House looks into the clinic and sees Cecelia sitting there.] I'll prove it. People who know me see me as an ass, treat me as an ass. People who don't know me see a cripple, treat me as a cripple. What kind of selfish jerk wouldn't take advantage of that fact?
Dr Gregory House
27 Likes
Foreman: You might wanna wait until he actually tell us his theory before you start kissing his theory's ass. Chase: I wasn't kissing his ass. Foreman: It just looked that way from our angle. You on your knees, House bending over.
House MD
5 Likes
Talkin' 'bout baby money, I gotcha baby money. Kidnap your bi..., get that how much you love your lady money. I know you fake, ni.... Press your brakes, ni.... I'll take you out, that's a date, ni.... I'm a grown a.. blood, stop playing with me. Play asshole, and get an a.. whippin'. I think you pu...cat, hello kitty.
Lil Wayne
84 Likes
I do know dumb-ass questions when I see dumb-ass questions.
Orrin Hatch
2 Likes
Look, I fail you cover my ass. You fail I cover your ass!
John Mcclane
1 Likes
Real gangster-ass Nerdfighters dont run from nothingcause real gangster-ass Nerdfighters cant run fast.
John Green
20 Likes
Men look at women's behinds and go: what an ass! Women look at men faces and go: what an ass!
Unknown
200 Likes
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Dear Santa.... you'se a bi... ni...... nonono... wait wait... Dear Santa... You'se a bi... a.. ni......i heard the mall was hiring extra security to protect you.. that's a bi... move santa...i'm comin for that a.. again... until you pay what you owe! sincurly yours... the santa stalker...
Riley Freeman
60 Likes
Rock star sh*t for my rock star a.. Got a tub full of money that's a rock star bath Then I use more money to wipe my rock star a.. Then I throw it in the garbage that rock star trash
Lil Wayne
11 Likes
A trifling a.. bi... make the big dog growl, a bad a.. bi... make the big dog proud.
Webbie
122 Likes
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Camera flash, camera flash I see yo ass, lookin wit your lookin ass, so come and take a camera flash.
Gucci Mane
24 Likes
Its about to go down.. My mom told me to tell you! To mind your damn motherfu..ing business bi..., you lil' stupid bi... , dumb teacher bi..., 2+2 not knowin' what the fu.. it is bich, cross eyed cryin' down your back fat foot a.. bi..., long titty no nipple havin' a.. bich! An the crazy shit its my friends in the background OHHHH OHHHH HE SAID SHE AINT ' HAVE NO NIPPLES! Igot suspended an an asswhoopin' when I got home my mom said I told you to say 2 cuss words your said... 76 of em.
Kevin Hart
1893 Likes
My a.. still fat.
Trina
42 Likes
Remembering someone by looking at there ass...
Unknown
16 Likes
Time is of the essence, so get off your ass.
Unknown
2 Likes
So what if my a.. is like whoa?
Unknown
23 Likes
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A kick in the ass, So paranoid. . .
Shinedown
0 Likes
I have to pee out of my ass.
Nick Swardson
11 Likes
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