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My Baby Status One Line Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "My Baby Status One Line" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Today I saw a baby with a bib that said 'This dumbass put my cape on backwards.'
Unknown
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Myspace is my ex husband, Facebook is my baby daddy, Twitter is my ho and I'm in a serious relationship with Instagram.
Ambri Bright
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Sometimes, as a comedian, a line will come to you, that is so beautiful, so perfect, that you think: I did not create this line. This line belongs to all of us. Surely this is a line of God.
Russell Brand
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Baby, baby, baby oooh. Like baby, baby, baby nooo.
Justin Bieber
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Our firefighters are our last line of defense, baby.
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There's a fine line between tan and looking liked you rolled around in Doritos.
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Oh baby, don't know why. Why you would stay? Baby, baby, you're my baby. Hey girl, yeah.
Kem
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The only reason I still have a land line is so that I can call my cell and find out where I left it.
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Only knowing one part to a song so you just keep singing the same line for the whole day.
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Girlfriend: Baby, I'm Pregnant. What Do You Want It To Be? . . . . . . Boyfriend: A Joke.
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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
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So, I didn't get moved up because of celebrity status or anything like that. I got in line, and I passed the test. And they realized that I was sick enough, and as soon as the liver became available, I got one.
Pat Summerall
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Line after line after line after line.... barcode.
Big Sean
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I just hope that I continue to keep a line between my private life and who I play, even if they are closely intertwined, and so I'm careful. I don't even know where my line is, but I know I have a line.
Lena Dunham
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Making faces to a stranger's baby when their parents aren't looking...
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hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm 4 months pregnant, and its your baby .
Carlos Banks
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Sometimes I walk through the baby aisle at the grocery store as a reminder to always use a condom.
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Oh this song has got me hungry baby baby. So tell me that you want me baby baby.
Robin Thicke
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Im getting along without you, baby...im better off without you, baby...Hows it feel without me baby? Im getting stronger without you, baby.
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Thanks for inviting me to your baby shower, it reminded me to take my birth control pill.
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