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Suggest Revision: I can't wait for my boss to leave for the day so I can stop pretending to work.
 
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Suggest Revision: According to my boss I'm really bad at dealing with stress NEVER WOULD HAVE GUESSED.
 
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Suggest Revision: My boss got me a 'Control freak of the year' award as a desk-warming gift. Fitting.
 
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Suggest Revision: I've worked in many offices myself, yes. I get paid a little bit more than the six dollars and twenty five cents an hour I got when I worked at the Multiple Sclerosis Society of New Yorkfirst as a receptionist, then an assistant office manager, then an assistant in events coordination. But I was let go. I was fired by my boss because he literally said to me, 'I want someone to work for me who when I say 'jump' says 'how high.' He literally said that cliché with a straight face. And the ironic thing is so many of the people that worked there went around in those little wheelie carts, so they couldn't jump at all.
 
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Suggest Revision: I had real potential. But my goal was to be...adequate. I didn't want to be an extraordinary receptionist, because I didn't ever want to be promoted, or be given more work. My time was really valuable to me. For example, I could type 80 words per minute, but I wouldn't tell people that, so when my boss would give me work, he would think it'd take two hours, but it would really only take about thirty minutes. So I'd have, like, ninety minutes of fun time. I got it all done, I just did it...real slow.
 
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Suggest Revision: He's my boss, so don't try to suck him off.
 
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Suggest Revision: I used to always work in, like, warehouses, because if my boss gave me a rough time, I could just get on a forklift and just, like, drive away from him.
 
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Suggest Revision: If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn't want me here either.
 
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Suggest Revision: Yes, women run my life. My boss at Extra is female, as is my boss at MTV and the director of Nip/Tuck. I've said that I'm only good when I have a woman telling me what to do. I'm really tight with my mom and sister, so I'm used to being around women.
 
If my boss paid me in Trident Layers, I'd probably have to kick his ass.
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Suggest Revision: If my boss paid me in Trident Layers, I'd probably have to kick his ass.
 
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