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My Dad Threw Me In The Pool Quotes & Sayings
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I'll walk threw the rain to get to the sun. I'll climb the hill to get to the top. I'll swim threw the ocean to get to the other side. Point is, you have to go threw hell to get to heaven.
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You know not having my real dad around and having a step dad made me want to be a great dad. So now I have been one for 9 years. And now 3 daughters. So, that is what I am - a dad, first and foremost, before anything else. It's just something that comes natural now.
Tim McGraw
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At a pool party, with everybody around, a guy and I had s.. in the pool, but nobody knew it.
Krista Allen
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So one day as a kid I was at the local Zoo. I was bored and kept pestering my Dad to go and play. Eventually he agreed, took me over to the lion enclosure, threw me in and said: There ya go, play dead...
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Someone once threw me a small, brown, hairy kiwi fruit, and I threw a wastebasket over it until it was dead.
Erma Bombeck
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All those tears I cried over you were enough to make a pool, I hope you damn drown in that pool
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I didn't know my dad for a long time. My dad was on drugs and my dad was at the VA Hospital, my dad was off in his own world selling drugs or using them or there would be crack heads in the house or whatever it would be.
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My dad was a musician, it was just what he did, like another guy's dad drives a meat truck. Our house was normal. We weren't taken with the fact our dad was a musician.
Branford Marsalis
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You see another side of Draco when he's with his dad. When Draco is with his dad, he doesn't say anything. He keeps his mouth shut. He's sort of bullied by his dad, so he acts very different.
Tom Felton
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Cleaning the house for my mom when she's at work because all my step dad does is play video games and won't lift a finger.
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Dad didnt call again tonight...Why do I get my hopes up?
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I find it cute how my real dad calls and tries to help me out but my step dad will always be one and only father.
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I promised myself to be a better father to my kids then my dad...
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DAD: Wanna Hear A Joke Son? SON: Yes DAD: pu... SON: I Don't Get It... DAD: EXACTLY!
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My step dad is more of a father figure then my real dad could ever dream of being.
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Many people think of child support when they think of deadbeat dad; however, these dads also may classify as deadbeat if they refuse to care adequately for their children.
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Those of you who do have a father cherish every moment, I don't know what it's like because my dad was never there for me.
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I wish Hallmark made a Deadbeat Dad Christmas card.
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A deadbeat is something I would never be. My dad left me behind and I would never do that to my children.
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My dad had been an actor... not only had my dad been an actor, but his dad had been an actor, and my great-grandfather had been an actor. And who knows before then?
David Hyde Pierce
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