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4BillLewis

You didn't want to be my friend in elementary school. You didn't want to be my friend in junior high school. And you certainly weren't my friend in high school. Why on Earth do you want to be my Facebook friend today?

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On the 12th Day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, 12 dudes I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted barbies, 8 friends complaining, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 party invites, Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive Drama Queeeensssss, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends-a-pokin & a creep who won't stop inboxing meeee!	1205 up, 149 down

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On the 12th day of Christmas, my Facebook gave too me, 12 stupid bitches, 11 fake people, 10 FB hackings, 9 new porn websites, 8 wack statuses, 7 hoes a slurping, 6 bums a posting, 5 ignorant bastards, 4 corny birds, 3 messages, 2 ugly friends, & a girl who smashed the wholeee team.	560 up, 305 down

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Don't be posting nothing up on my wall, stay off my Facebook. And don't be tagging me in nothin' at all, stay off my Facebook.

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I failed my Driver's test. Driving teacher: 'What do you do at a red light?' Me: 'I usually respond to texts and check my Facebook.'	758 up, 119 down

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Oh, it's sunny outside. I better update my Facebook status for all of my friends that don't have windows.	3329 up, 2205 down

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Kand3n

I secretly like days when none of my Facebook friends have birthdays.

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kyra.chelsea

I'm going to change my Facebook name to Benefits so when you add someone it'll say 'You are now friends with benefits!'

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ted

Hey baby wanna come over to myspace so I could twitter your yahoo till you google all over my facebook.

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The government could fix everything that's wrong with the country if they'd simply read my Facebook updates.

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Featured Quote: "When I miss you, I don't have to go far...I just have to look inside my heart because that's where I'll find you."

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