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My Flat Nose Quotes & Sayings
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I was told repeatedly, You would be pretty if it weren't for that nose, You'd work more if it weren't for that nose. Hey have you considered getting a nose job?' You would think I had a nose the size of Texas. I was young and impressionable and I was told that enough that I started to believe it, so I got a nose job.
Kathy Griffin
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You little turds. Do you have any idea how difficult it is to infiltrate a gang like this? You see this nose? This is a fake nose. You want to wear a fake nose on your f*cking head? For, like, months on end! -Tom Hanson
21 Jump Street
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My eyes are too big, my nose is too flat, my ears stick out, my mouth is too big and my face is too small... my body is thin as a clarinet and my ankles are so skinny that I wear two pairs of bobby socks because I don't want people to see how thin they are.
Goldie Hawn
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When people come to me and tell me I was terrific in this or that, I do not want to fall flat on my face the next time. But, tough, I have fallen flat before. You just get up and dust yourself off.
Geoffrey Rush
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The philosophers of the Middle Ages demonstrated both that the Earth did not exist and also that it was flat. Today they are still arguing about whether the world exists, but they no longer dispute about whether it is flat.
Vilhjalmur Stefansson
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Often times the right person is right under your nose. Make sure your nose isn't in the air.
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Growing up I felt like my nose was big. I was always like, 'I'm going to get a nose job one day'. I'm glad I didn't.
Ashlee Simpson
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Talk ought always to run obliquely, not nose to nose with no chance of mental escape.
Frank Moore Colby
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What do you call a man with no body and just a nose? Nobody nose.
Unknown
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I remember looking up to Barbra Streisand, and thinking, 'Finally, someone who has a Jewish nose, who didn't get a nose job.'
Lea Michele
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If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
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Everyone has that friend who's every day, like, 'I hate my nose, I hate my nose, I hate my nose.' You either need to come to peace with it and be like, alright, I hate it, but it's part of me - or change it. So I'm not against plastic surgery, I'm against plastic surgery when it doesn't really need to be done.
Lauren Conrad
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I'm a freak, everything has to be totally flat when I play. Ed Will, my jazz teacher, set up everything completely flat, and then you'd tilt your snare drum away from you, so I do that too. So my snare tilts away from me.
Travis Barker
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Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse. Murphy's First Corollary If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
George Edward Woodberry
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One player was lost because he broke his nose. How do you go about getting a nose in condition for football?
Darrell Roya
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Theres only so much sarcasm someone can do until its just being flat out mean.
Unknown
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When we are flat on our backs there is no way to look but up.
Roger Babson
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It's impossible to be more flat-chested than I am.
Candice Bergen
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If the world was flat I'd probably swim off it.
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The Emmys are flat-out fun.
Melissa Rivers
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