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When I kill a bug in my house, I leave the dead body around for a bit to warn the others.

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Cops came around to my house today, told me that my dog was chasing someone on a bike, I told them to bugger off, my dog does not own a bike!

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My mom says it's her house, but when it's time to clean, it magically becomes my house, too.

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Don't bother callin your boyfriend to find out where he was last nite ...he hasn't left my house yet.

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So you can kiss my black ass, Fuck the white house, it aint my house, So you can burn the mothafucka down for all I care, Cause t-shirts and khakies is all I wear.

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Oh, I remember you were driving to my house In the middle of the night. I'm the one who makes you laugh When you know you're about to cry.

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My house so big that bitch came with a lobby. We didn't use a rubber but I came on her body.

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In my society the Pizza Man gets to my house faster than the police!

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Instead of cleaning my house, I just watched an episode of Hoarders. Now I don't feel so bad.

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Its amazing the places I will wander to in my house while I talk on the phone.

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