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Your birthday is so far away! Thank God we have Mother's day, to make my mommy feel like a princess that she already is. I love you Mom. Happy Mother's day.

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Saying goodbye to my mommy is the hardest thing...I will miss you more than you can imagine...but Heaven is lucky to have someone like you..

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I really want my mom to find a nice older man but I don't trust these fuckers I'm over protective of my mommy.

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My mommy is my better half, she's always there when I need her.

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My mommy always taught me to never ask a woman's age.

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My mommy always taught me to do what's right. To wash behind my ears and try to be polite. You see, she loves me so!

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I never get jealous when I see my ex with another girl because my mommy always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate.

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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"	7775 up, 1604 down

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