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I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
Rodney Dangerfield
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My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him .... If you don't mind I'd like a second opinion. He said .... Alright.... you're ugly too!
Rodney Dangerfield
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If I had my way everyone would have a psychiatrist. When the brain is sick and you must throw up, you do it by being purged in a psychiatrist's office.
Hedy Lamarr
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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
Rodney Dangerfield
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I told my psychiatrist everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous; everyone hasn't met me yet
Rodney Dangerfield
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'The Mark' I played a psychiatrist. And in the '50's everybody went to a psychiatrist because if you didn't, you'd have nothing to talk about at cocktail parties.
Rod Steiger
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I went to see my psychiatrist the other day and told him that I was talking to myself. He replied, Thats all right, just hold a mobile phone by your mouth.
Robert D Dangoor
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My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
Rodney Dangerfield
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The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought s.. was dirty. I told him only when it's done right.
Woody Allen
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The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought s.. was dirty. I told him only when it's done right.
Woody Allen
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I did LSD in the hospital, never on my own. I did it in a controlled environment to try to find things out about myself. A psychiatrist told me I should take some LSD trips.
Andy Williams
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If I told you I missed you, would you care? If I told you I couldn't live without you, would you be there? If I told you I could be your everything, would you give me a chance? If I told you I could make you happy, would you give me the perfect romance? If I told you you're the only one I think about, would you keep track? If I told you I loved you...would you love me back?
Hannah Bennett
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Everybody hates you. Everybody wishes that you were dead. Peter you suck. Peter you suck. Peter your music is fu..ing terrible. Peter you suck, Peter you suck. You don't do anything of value. Peter you suck. Go write some music. But instead you sit and write these bullshit songs. It's so self-loathing. Go see a psychiatrist. I hate the psychiatrist. Go see one anyway. -Peter Bretter
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
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I told Detroit I'mma fu..in' get it. I told my brother we'll be fu..in' winning. Ye told me I'm the man for the job. So I told my mom, call her's up and tell 'em that she quitting.
Big Sean
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I told my secrets, you told your lies, I told you your my bestfriend, your heart told me to die.
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I was a schooled musician. When I made 'Blue Velvet', I told everyone what to do. I was an arranger. I learned music in school I told the band to play this. I told the guitar to do that.
Bobby Vinton
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And I think I text her and told her I made it and that's when she text me and told me she prayed it. And that's when I text her and told her I love it and right after texting, told her I'm faded.
Drake
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My friends always told me that you would make me cry, my friends always told me that you would always lie, my friends always told me that I will find some one new, but my friends never told me my heart will always want you.
Aly Johnson
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One should only see a psychiatrist out of boredom.
Muriel Spark
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I'm not a psychiatrist. I'm not treating patients.
John Malkovich
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