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My Wife Is The Best Cook Quotes & Sayings
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There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and that's a wife who can't cook and will.
Robert Frost
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Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a Japanese wife. Hell is defined as having a Chinese salary, an English cook, a Japanese house, and an American wife.
James H Kabbler III
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Of all my wife's relations I like myself the best.
Joseph Cook
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If you didn't know that I am an actress, I don't think you could tell from my lifestyle. I cook and cook and cook. I like to be with my daughter. She's 16, so of course I bore her.
Karen Black
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I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer.
Bob Monkhouse
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I don't cook - I can cook - but I'm not very good. I like being asked over for dinner, because she can't cook either. We would starve if it weren't for modern technology. I know how to work a microwave, but love home cooked meals.
Mark Mothersbaugh
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My wife is the cook, really. I'm a good helper and I clean like nobody's business. I can load a dishwasher like nobody else.
Bryan Cranston
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I dont like to cook. If Im in the mood, I can cook, but I dont want you count on me to cook for you every day, because its not going to happen.
Stacey Dash
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The trouble with my wife is that she is a whor.. in the kitchen and a cook in bed
Geoffrey Gorer
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Summer is the season when a man thinks he can cook better on an outdoor grill than his wife can on an indoor stove
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Summer is the season when a man thinks he can cook better on an outdoor grill than his wife can on an indoor stove.
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I like to cook, but mostly Greek. When I am confused or tired, I think about what I can cook. It takes you away from everything, as you are thinking only of your dish.
Nana Mouskouri
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I know I can cook, but the place where I cook...it's a mess! I'm very disorganized.
Paula Deen
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I don't know how to cook and there's so much work involved you have to buy the groceries and prepare them. I like it when people cook for me, or I'll just order some take-out.
Famke Janssen
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I loooove to cook especially for ppl I love. I enjoy watching them eat my food I can cook all day.
Amber Rose
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I always wondered if you clone your wife and have the cloned wife on the moon and the real wife down here, would that be considered cheating?
Luis Guzman
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Are you kidding? I'm a terrible cook, but John is a really great one. Literally, I never cook. The whole time we were dating, I prepared two officially romantic meals. Both of them were such disasters that he begs me never to go into the kitchen again.
Rebecca Romijn
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I'd love to learn to cook. I think the ladies like a guy who can cook. Also, there are lots of available ladies at cooking classes. Can you tell I'm single?
Will Estes
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They say that a good cook can ignite sparks by the way he kisses. The way I see, just because a guy can turn on the stove doesn't necessarily make him a good cook.
Stefanie Powers
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I love watching The Chew but all it makes me want to do is cook and eat, cook and eat, and so on...lol.
Lindsay Lohan
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