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Ninja Bike Quotes & Sayings
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Remember, to be a true ninja you must become one with the shadows. Darkness gives the ninja power, while light reveals the ninja's presence.
Master Splinter
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Call mi old fashion a nuh everything mi like. Mi a gal wi ride pon yuh big. Ninja Bike Run any marathon inna mi site but a one mic mi chat pon Ah mi .studio mic
Lady Saw
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As a kid I had a dream, I wanted to own my own bicycle. When I got the bike I must have been the happiest boy in Liverpool, maybe the world. I lived for that bike. Most kids left their bike in the backyard at night. Not me. I insisted on taking mine indoors and the first night I even kept it in my bed.
John Lennon
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Yee haw! Ninja cowboy! -Donatello
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You believe this guy? Come on, Ninja kick the damn rabbit. Do something. -Michaelangelo
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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Ninja...vanish! -Tatsu
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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Go Ninja, go Ninja, go! I made another funny! Ha ha ha ha!
Master Splinter
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Today I fell off my bike while working out. It was a stationary bike.
Spencer Pratt
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A true Ninja is a master of himself and his environment, so don't forget: We're turtles! -Leonardo
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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I took my kid to the circus. 'How do they teach a bear how to ride a bike?' 'It's easy, honey, they nail his feet to the pedals, and they beat the crap out of him. He's not riding; he's running. He just happens to be attached to the bike.'
Robert Schimmel
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What is it with the animals with the bikes? I took my daughter to the circus. She said: 'Daddy, how do they teach a bear how to ride a bike?' I said: It's easy, they nail his feet to the pedals and they beat the shit out of him. He's not riding, he's running. He just happens to be attached to the bike.
Robert Schimmel
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I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didnt work that way...so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness.
Unknown
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Cops came around to my house today, told me that my dog was chasing someone on a bike, I told them to bugger off, my dog does not own a bike!
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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
Unknown
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I am proud of you, my sons. Tonight you have learned the final and greatest truth of the Ninja: that ultimate mastering comes not from the body, but from the mind. Together, there is nothing your four minds cannot accomplish. Help each other, draw upon one another, and always remember the power that binds you. The same is what brought me here tonight, that which I gladly return with my final words: I love you all, my sons. -Splinter
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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
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I would really like to see a ninja molestation trial.
Morgan Webb
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I've never really been that much of a fan of Ninja Tune.
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I'm Ninja Gaiden and ya'll lil Jayden
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