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Ninja Life Quotes & Sayings
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First, we must observe the ancient ritual of the, uh, uh...traditional pre-fight donut. -Leonardo
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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Why is it when you run into a spider web, you suddenly turn into a ninja?
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Yes, dudes and dudettes! Major league butt kicking is back in town! -Michaelangelo
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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To make boxing training more exciting my trainer dresses as a ninja and yells, 'Ive never felt pain like this!! Who is this human!?'
Dane Cook
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Why I wear thick socks: 1% To be warm. 1% To be comfortable. 98% To slide across floor like a freakin ninja!
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A wise man once said, 'Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.' -Michelangelo
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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Every year I go to halloween parties as a ninja so don't expect to see me there.
Unknown
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You fight well...in the old style. But you've caused me enough trouble. Now you face: the Shredder. -The Shredder
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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Cody-san, thank you for your hospitality. Though this may be goodbye, we have forged a bound that will stand the tests of time. Past, present, and future. Remember your teachings, little ninja.
Master Splinter
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I started out as a young Ninja and killed all of the Shoguns. I am a Shogun now and I'm holding my spot. There probably won't be another Shogun after this.
Shaquille O'Neal
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I am proud of you, my sons. Tonight you have learned the final and greatest truth of the Ninja: that ultimate mastering comes not from the body, but from the mind. Together, there is nothing your four minds cannot accomplish. Help each other, draw upon one another, and always remember the power that binds you.
Master Splinter
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This is great. First it was The Farm That Time Forgot and now this. Why don't I ever fall in with people who own condos? Probably hard to get good maid service in a sewer. Maybe you guys should try Roto Rooter, huh? -Casey Jones
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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I used to be obsessed with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles when I was younger. So obsessed that every time I'd walk over a drain, I'd bend over and say, 'Hi, turtles!'
Josh Hutcherson
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You are here because the outside world rejects you. THIS is your family. I am your father. I want you all to become full members of the Foot. There is a new enemy: freaks of nature who interfere with our business. You are my eyes and ears; find them. Together we will punish these creatures. These...turtles. -The Shredder
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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Oh yeah? Who's the only one here who knows secret Ninja moves from the government? -Napoleon Dynamite
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Call mi old fashion a nuh everything mi like. Mi a gal wi ride pon yuh big. Ninja Bike Run any marathon inna mi site but a one mic mi chat pon Ah mi .studio mic
Lady Saw
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A true friend will play ninja with you in the middle of Walmart and think it's normal.
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I love ya a.. like Milhouse love Lisa. I love ya a.. like the ninja turtles love pizza.
Drake
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When I start writing a song, I just try and show you who I am. A goofy kid with some ridicolous skills, who makes witty raps about the Ninja Turtles, Rugrats, Mario, all that good stuff. I'm not your typical white kid trying to act black. Yes, I like to rock fitteds and some cool kicks. But I'm way more then some gimmick, you always got to stay true to yourself and who you are. Or else, you're just straight booty chowder.
Chris Webby
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