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No Officer I Swear To Drunk Im Not God! Quotes & Sayings
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No officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!
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A female officer pulls over a drunk man. The officer tells him, Anything you say will be held against you! Then the drunk man yells, TITTIES!
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Reason is like an officer when the king appears. The officer then loses his power and hides himself. Reason is the shadow cast by God; God is the sun.
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I ain't drunk, officer, I just fell getting out of my car.
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I love how since my dad got laid off all he does is get drunk, sleep, get drunk, & bi... at me for always being out lol.
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I swear to God, I would marry the first person who asked me, just because it seems so completely impossible that anyone would ask.
Minnie Driver
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Being drunk n happy is good...Being drunk and sad isn't good...But I'm just drunk...Here nor there.
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Alhamdulilah Wallahi I swear to God. I do not feel comfortable swearing to God because Im not sure if my faulty words would even do Him justice.
Boonaa Mohammed
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In a time of constrained resources we will have to shift emphasis. but not necessarily from the traditional Political Officer to the traditional Economic Officer.
Lawrence Eagleburger
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If a Police Officer says, Anything you say will be taken down & used as evidence... Your answer should always be, Please don't hit me again officer...
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Jesus Christ was God's revenue officer.
Billy Sunday
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It is made the duty of every Commanding Officer in the Department, to arrest and send to these Headquarters, under guard, every officer or soldier who may be found absent from his command, without the regular leave in writing, prescribed by Regulations and General Orders.
John H Morgan
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It is time to get drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of Time, get drunk; get drunk without stopping! On wine, on poetry, or on virtue, as you wish.
Charles Baudelaire
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Don't ever forget what someone says to you while they're drunk, because drunk words are sober thoughts.
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I didnt mean itI was drunk. I was at a high but at a low. I was a bit sick, a bit drunk. We were at Athens or Spain Madrid! I was drunk cuz there were free booze, the Red Bull thing. It just came out.
Oliver Sykes
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Well, mines was a sub machine gun. That was my personal weapon with being the first person in the patrol. I used to lead the patrol. Used to have a leading scout, a second scout and then the officer. The officer would be third. As I say, it was educational.
David Walker
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I swear to God we've been down this road before
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I swear to God I'm sick! I can't go to school.
Billy Madison
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From now on no matter what I'm trusting God period. I swear that to myself.
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I swear to god I miss you so much. I wish You would come back things would be so much better.
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