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No Officer Theres No Blood In My Alcohol Syst Quotes & Sayings
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I wonder what the blood alcohol level is of all these mosquitos that keep biting me?
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As a kid, when I would hurt myself my mom would rub alcohol on it. Which is why I drink, I'm just putting alcohol on where it hurts the most...The inside.
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You being mad at me is effecting me about as much as a Smirnoff Ice effects my blood alcohol content
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Blood on the streets, blood on the rocks, blood in the gutter every last drop. If you want blood, you got it.
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In a time of constrained resources we will have to shift emphasis. but not necessarily from the traditional Political Officer to the traditional Economic Officer.
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If a Police Officer says, Anything you say will be taken down & used as evidence... Your answer should always be, Please don't hit me again officer...
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It is made the duty of every Commanding Officer in the Department, to arrest and send to these Headquarters, under guard, every officer or soldier who may be found absent from his command, without the regular leave in writing, prescribed by Regulations and General Orders.
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Alcohol, alternative to feeling like yourself. Oh alcohol, I still drink to your health.
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Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.
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Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
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Well, mines was a sub machine gun. That was my personal weapon with being the first person in the patrol. I used to lead the patrol. Used to have a leading scout, a second scout and then the officer. The officer would be third. As I say, it was educational.
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Sorry sweetie, but no. Alcohol is't an excuse for being a dirty slut. Nice try though.
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Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
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They say so many people die because of alcohol. Perhaps they never realized how many of them are born because of it.
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If alcohol kills millions of brain cells, how come it never killed the ones that made me want to drink?
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It's funny how alcohol can make the clothes come off.
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Alcohol: Because no great story ever started with someone eating salad.
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Reason is like an officer when the king appears. The officer then loses his power and hides himself. Reason is the shadow cast by God; God is the sun.
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A female officer pulls over a drunk man. The officer tells him, Anything you say will be held against you! Then the drunk man yells, TITTIES!
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