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Not My Babies Father Just Sperm Donor Quotes & Sayings
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I sit down with my daughter and I said, 'Do you know how babies get here?' And she said, 'Well, the lady has an egg inside of her, and the man has sperm inside of him, and the sperm meets the egg, and that's how the lady gets pregnant.' And I said, 'Do you know how the sperm meets the egg?' She said, 'Does the man pee on the woman?' I said, 'Sometimes, but that's $35 extra.'
Robert Schimmel
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Just because you donate sperm does not make you a father. I don't have a father. I would never give him the credit or acknowledge him as my father.
Sarah Michelle Gellar
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Just because you donate sperm does not make you a father. I don't have a father. I would never give him the credit or acknowledge him as my father.
Sarah Michelle Gellar
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Father asked us what was God's noblest work. Anna said men, but I said babies. Men are often bad, but babies never are.
Louisa May Alcott
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The only jobs for which no man is qualified are human incubators and wet nurse. Likewise, the only job for which no woman is or can be qualified is sperm donor.
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Father asked us what was God's noblest work. Anna said men, but I said babies. Men are often bad, but babies never are.
Louisa May Alcott
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If you look around Brazil you see pregnant women everywhere. Here you don't see that as much. There the only thing they do is babies, babies, babies! Especially the poor families.
Adriana Lima
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As I stroll down the same streets so many like me once before were killed on. Steady Mobbin. Thinkin bout the black panthers and the babies that were born in the late 80's that now have babies that lack pampers. No Kwanzaa's and they lack Santas. And a father who thinks that shoppin is the answer. Skipped out on parent hood classes so she dont know how to handle it. Never learned from her grandmother...lets just make it everything that he puts out.
Lupe Fiasco
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The egg of every species of animal or plant carries a definite number of bodies called chromosomes. The sperm carries the same number. Consequently, when the sperm unites with the egg, the fertilized egg will contain the double number of chromosomes.
Thomas Hunt Morgan
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I grew up to have my father's looks- my father's speech patterns-my father's posture- my father's opinions and my mother's contempt for my father
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I'm always amazed when young women who are having babies want their husbands to watch the babies come out. I would never allow anything like that.
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I didn't know how babies were made until I was pregnant with my fourth child.
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Don't you just love when babies hold your finger with their whole hand.
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I can't think why mothers love them. All babies do is leak at both ends.
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I can't talk to babies in my normal voice.
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Babies need an Airplane Mode.
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When I was a little girl, I used to carry around other people's babies and say 'My baby.' So I was pretty determined to have babies!
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Babies don't need a vacation but I still see them at the beach. I'll go over to them and say, 'What are you doing here, you've never worked a day in your life!'.
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Babies are such a nice way to start people
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Mrs. Krabapple and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.
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