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Suggest Revision: Dating shouldn't be hard for someone like me and you know why it is? Because no one in this office will help me.
 
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Suggest Revision: I'm friends with everybody in this office. We're all best friends. I love everybody here. But sometimes your best friends start coming into work late and start having dentist appointments that aren't dentist appointments, and that is when it's nice to let them know that you could beat them up.
 
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Suggest Revision: I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
 
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Suggest Revision: The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working when you get up in the morning, and doesn't stop until you get to the office.
 
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Suggest Revision: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
 
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Suggest Revision: You don't leave behind box office scores or how many dollars changed hands.
 
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Suggest Revision: What is it like being single? I like it. I like starting each day with a sense of possibility. And I'm optimistic because everyday I get a little more desperate, and desperate situations yield the quickest results.
 
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Suggest Revision: I'm a catch and I am not going to be the one who got away.
 
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Suggest Revision: I am Michael, and I am part English, Irish, German, and Scottish, sort of a virtual United Nations.
 
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Suggest Revision: resents are the best way to show someone how much you care. It is like this tangible thing that you can point to and say, 'Hey man, I love you this many dollars-worth.'
 
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