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Office One Liners Quotes & Sayings
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I became a specialist at comedic one-liners.
Lauren Hutton
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You come to work because the office is a resource: The office is a place where you can meet with other people, and the office has libraries of books and information on CD-ROM that might help you with your work.
Jay Chiat
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President Reagan's one-liners were terrific.
Geraldine Ferraro
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Kill ni...s with one-liners, all I need is one lighter. Counting so much money, I got arthritis.
2 Chainz
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We have to give value to authority. We have to give value to office, being in office, holding office.
James Hillman
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I can't just say the words, do a lot of one-liners. I love each person I play; I have to be that person. I have to do him true.
Richard Pryor
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I suppose I grew up wishing I was an American Jew for the comedy and the one-liners...actress who does a Holocaust movie because, as she explains, it's a surefire way to finally win an Oscar.
Ricky Gervais
27 Likes
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Erma Bombeck
45 Likes
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I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
Charles Lamb
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My plan after office is to get up and spend that entire first day helping my wife move into her new senatorial office.
William J Clinton
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You don't leave behind box office scores or how many dollars changed hands.
Alex Van Halen
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I went to work in an office and learned, among other lessons, to do things I did not care for, and to do them well. Before I left this office, two of my books had already been published.
Sigrid Undset
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We need more of the Office Desk and less of the Show Window in politics. Let men in office substitute the midnight oil for the limelight.
Calvin Coolidge
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I think if you have a two-story office and you hire someone who's handicapped, it might be reasonable to let him have an office on the first floor rather than the government saying you have to have a $100,000 elevator.
Rand Paul
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Please stop saying 'This is just like The Office' around the office.
Unknown
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The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working when you get up in the morning, and doesn't stop until you get to the office.
Robert Frost
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It never felt real to me. I never felt I had complete ownership over Bond. Because you'd have these stupid one-liners - which I loathed - and I always felt phoney doing them.
Pierce Brosnan
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It never felt real to me. I never felt I had complete ownership over Bond. Because you'd have these stupid one-liners - which I loathed - and I always felt phony doing them.
Pierce Brosnan
54 Likes
Try to live a life that lets you lay the stress off... if you want to be a successful entrepreneur find ways to enjoy your family. Eat well. Get some exercise. And leave the office at the office.
Mike Olson
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The men who made the war were profuse in their praises of the man who kicked the P.M. out of his office and now degrades by his disloyal, dishonest and lying presence the greatest office in the State.
John Burns
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