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Do you ever pass a police officer, even though you didnt do anything, but still look like you just murdered 10 people? Or is it just me?

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Look I'm not saying drugs are good but I'm not saying drugs are bad. What I am saying is that if you take them away I will be sad, officer.

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When I'm up in the air, it's like I'm closer to heaven; I can't explain the feeling.

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No officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!

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Look officer, I'm not being a smartass. All I'm sayin' is if you caught me then you were speeding too.

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Police officer: Were you texting and driving? Person: Of course not. I was tweeting.

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A man in Michigan stole nearly 250 empty beer cans from a 7-11 store and then told police that his crack cocaine habit drove him to do it. So they had you on stealing empty cans and you gave them a major charge? That's like saying 'Sorry about the littering, officer, I'm just so distracted ever since I killed my wife.

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It has been rumored that during his first concert in London this summer, Michael Jackson's son Prince Michael the first, will make a surprise appearance on stage. Where it's expected he will point to his dad and tell the police officer accompanying him, 'That's the guy.'

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A police officer asked me where I was between 4 and 5? I said kindergarten.

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No officer, I didn't see you in my rear view...my eyes haven't left my phone for at least the past 5 miles...

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