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Oh Yeahin Law Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!
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There is but one law for all, namely that law which governs all law, the law of our Creator, the law of humanity, justice, equity - the law of nature and of nations.
Edmund Burke
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No great idea in its beginning can ever be within the law. How can it be within the law? The law is stationary. The law is fixed. The law is a chariot wheel which binds us all regardless of conditions or place or time.
Emma Goldman
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I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough.
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
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Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes.
Robert Francis Kennedy
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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There is a higher law than the law of government. That's the law of conscience.
Potter Stewart
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The end of law is not to abolish or restrain, but to preserve and enlarge freedom. For in all the states of created beings capable of law, where there is no law, there is no freedom.
John Locke
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
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For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies.
Laurence Sterne
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Deaf jokes aren't funny, I don't want to hear them.
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Always laugh heartily at the jokes your boss tells, it maybe a loyalty test.
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I've always been terrible on regular sitcoms with lots of jokes. I don't know how to tell jokes.
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A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
David Ogilvy
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A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.
Ludwig Wittgenstein
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Cripple jokes are so mean, I can't stand them!
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Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
George Eliot
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A civil servant doesn't make jokes
Eugene Ionesco
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