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Old Age Funny One Line Quotes & Sayings
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Age should not have its face lifted, but it should rather teach the world to admire wrinkles as the etchings of experience and the firm line of character.
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Comedy is way more difficult than drama. What I might find funny, the editor might not find funny. They might choose the reaction shot from Take 4 with my line from Take 1 with my next line from Take 7, and then the timing that I was trying to do does not come across.
Neil Patrick Harris
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Youth is full of sport, age's breath is short; youth is nimble, age is lame; Youth is hot and bold, age is weak and cold; Youth is wild, and age is tame.
William Shakespeare
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Learning acquired in youth arrests the evil of old age; and if you understand that old age has wisdom for its food, you will so conduct yourself in youth that your old age will not lack for nourishment.
Leonardo Da Vinci
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All diseases run into one, old age.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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As technology advances, it reverses the characteristics of every situation again and again. The age of automation is going to be the age of do it yourself.
Marshall McLuhan
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Old age, especially an honoured old age, has so great authority, that this is of more value than all the pleasures of youth.
Marcus Tullius Cicero
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Harry S. Truman was broke and out of work at the age of 38. At the age of 45 he was the most powerful leader in the world.
Unknown
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I'm not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. You're as old as you feel.
Henri Frederic Amiel
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Age has extremely little to do with anything that matters. The difference between one age and other is, as a rule, enormously exaggerated.
Unknown
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Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age.
Aristotle
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Youth is the time of getting, middle age of improving, and old age of spending.
Anne Bradstreet
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Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.
Tom Wilson
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I hate people who say 'Age is just a number'...Age is clearly a word.
Unknown
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Age will bring all things, and everyone knows, Madame, that twenty is no age to be a prude.
Moliere
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Middle age is youth without levity, and age without decay.
Doris Day
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What could be more beautiful than a dear old lady growing wise with age? Every age can be enchanting, provided you live within it.
Brigitte Bardot
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American youth attributes much more importance to arriving at driver's license age than at voting age.
Marshall McLuhan
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He who is of calm and happy nature will hardly feel the pressure of age, but to him who is of an opposite disposition youth and age are equally a burden.
Plato
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It's sad for a girl to reach the age Where men consider her charmless, But it's worse for a man to attain the age Where the girls consider him harmless.
Unknown
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