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Old Peeing In Bed Quotes & Sayings
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I've gone to bed happy, i've gone to bed mad, and cometimes i've even gone to bed sad, but when I go to bed thinking of you, thats when you know i've gone to bed glad
Unknown
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Angelina Jolie may get Antonio Banderas in bed for eight hours on a movie set, but I get him in bed everyday.
Melanie Griffith
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The word 'bed' is shaped like an actual bed.
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I don't care what women say, size matters in bed. The bigger the bed the more room you have to move around.
Nikhil Saluja
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'Are you crying?' No I'm peeing through my eyes.
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No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.
Erma Bombeck
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No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.
Erma Bombeck
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I'm tryna put you to bed, bed, bed. I'ma put you to bed, bed, bed.
J Holiday
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Peeing your pants is the coolest.
Billy Madison
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My bed is my bed and I peed in it last year, so who would want to sleep in that bed?
Snooki
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Being paranoid about people hearing you in the bathroom while you're peeing.
Unknown
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A man would prefer to come home to an unmade bed and a happy woman than to a neatly made bed and an angry woman.
Marlene Dietrich
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I was changing a light bulb over Groucho Marx's bed, so I took my sho.. off, got on his bed and changed the bulb. When I got off the bed he said: 'That's the best acting you've ever done.'
Elliott Gould
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I've had enough with the earthquakes. My whole house shook and I came really close to peeing my pants.
Candace Bailey
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Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Unknown
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Emma: I'm going to start peeing with the door open, it's going to get weird.
No Strings Attached (Movie)
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I'm all alright, I'm all alright, I'm all alright. He played Solitaire in bed. Used to blow bubbles in bed. He sang Christmas songs in bed.
Madeleine Peyroux
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Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
George F Burns
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On the whole, Earth society is useless, but they do have these things called antique rugs that are great for peeing on. -Cat
Futurama
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In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart brain. Open eyes. What's there to not be good at? Bed is the one place where laziness is rewarded.
John Dobbin
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