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Funeral by funeral, theory advances
Paul A Samuelson
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Funeral by funeral, theory advances.
Paul Samuelson
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The reason so many people turned up at his funeral is that they wanted to make sure he was dead.
Samuel Goldwyn
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As soon as people see my face on a movie screen, they knew two things: first, I'm not going to get the girl, and second, I'll get a cheap funeral before the picture is over.
Lee Marvin
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The reason so many people turned up at his funeral is that they wanted to make sure he was dead.
Samuel Goldwyn
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Its crazy because people expect you to be funny all the time and every day is not a funny day. I go to funerals and people are like 'tell a joke' and 'say one of your lines in a movie.' ITS A FUNERAL MAN!
Chris Tucker
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A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.
Jerry Seinfield
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If we have another 2,000 people killed, I want Nancy Pelosi and George Soros, John Conyers and Pat Leahy to go to the funeral and say, 'Your son was vaporized because we didn't want to dump some guy's head under water for 30 seconds.'
Peter King
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fu.. you. If you're not gonna be at my funeral, I don't give a fu.. about you and your problems. I stick to my real people.
Unknown
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I wanted to make a human monster. His name is Coffin Baby. The idea is based on a group of people from Pasadena whose names I can't mention. His mother died and during the funeral, this baby came out of her in the coffin.
Tobe Hooper
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According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.
Jerry Seinfeld
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Saying, 'I'm sorry' is the same as saying, ' I apologize.' Except at a funeral.
Demetri Martin
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The Nobel is a ticket to one's own funeral. No one has ever done anything after he got it.
T S Eliot
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I know that this is what you want. A funeral keeps both of us apart. You know that you are not alone. Need you like water in my lungs.
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Vanity's like a funeral an everyone's at my wake.
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A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.
Eddie Cantor
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I kill that pu... but I don't go to the funeral.
Lil Wayne
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A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers.
Grace Hansen
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Even the best of friends cannot attend each other's funeral.
Kehlog Albran
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If anyone at my funeral has a long face, I'll never speak to him again.
Stan Laurel
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