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I don't do impersonations. I can do a wounded elephant! I can do a really good cow! And because of the amount of time I spent in North Yorkshire, I do a variety of sheep. All of which I will be happy to roll out for you!
Patrick Stewart
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For example, after developing a sound similar to an elephant trumpeting, I wrote the song Elephant Talk which gave my elephant sound an appropriate place to live.
Adrian Belew
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Friendship is like milking a cow. If you milk too often, you won't get much milk. If you don't milk enough, the milk is sour and the cow is soar. But if you milk regularly, the milk is sweet, plentiful, and the cow is happy.
Aimee Scott
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It was jolly in the country. A cow and little pigs to play with and milk warm from the cow.
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The only reason a great many American families don't own an elephant is that they have never been offered an elephant for a dollar down and easy weekly payments.
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I have to say that in this particular cow that we're dealing with, those parts of the cow were removed, and so we don't think there's any risk or very negligible risk to human health with this particular incident.
Ann Veneman
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For shame, doc. Hunting rabbits with an elephant gun. Why don't you shoot yourself an elephant?
Bugs Bunny
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The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do we drink *cow* milk?? Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em!?
Bill Watterson
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PROBOSCIS, n. The rudimentary organ of an elephant which serves him in place of the knife-and-fork that Evolution has as yet denied him. For purposes of humor it is popularly called a trunk. Asked how he knew that an elephant was going on a journey, the illustrious Jo. Miller cast a reproachful look upon his tormentor, and answered, absently: When it is ajar, and threw himself from a high promontory into the sea. Thus perished in his pride the most famous humorist of antiquity, leaving to mankind a heritage of woe! No successor worthy of the title has appeared, though Mr. Edward bok, of _The Ladies' Home Journal_, is much respected for the purity and sweetness of his personal character.
Ambrose Bierce
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Holy cow!
Harry Caray
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I'm a cowboy who never saw a cow.
Johnny Mercer
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I know you ain't never milked a cow before.
Justin Moore
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This was more than just a cow - this was an entire career I was looking at.
Gary Larson
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Don't have a cow, man.
Matt Groening
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I don't believe that you have to be a cow to know what milk is.
Ann Landers
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I have a face like the behind of an elephant.
Charles Laughton
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you got beef, bring your cow. I will CATTLE you
Lil Wayne
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Kiss till the cow comes home.
Francis Beaumont
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I've never met a general yet who could milk a cow.
Lennart Meri
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I cannot harness a horse. I am afraid of a cow.
Lyman Abbott
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