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On The Floor Drunk Quotes & Sayings
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Youre not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Unknown
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Not drunk is he who from the floor - Can rise alone and still drink more; But drunk is They, who prostrate lies, Without the power to drink or rise.
Thomas Love Peacock
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You don't quite know how drunk you are until all of a sudden you're on the floor.
Gina Gershon
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A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.
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You know you're drunk when you fall off the floor.
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You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
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You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Dean Martin
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He is not drunk, who from the floor, Can rise again and drink some more; But he is drunk who prostrate lies, And cannot drink, and cannot rise.
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I love how since my dad got laid off all he does is get drunk, sleep, get drunk, & bi... at me for always being out lol.
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Being drunk n happy is good...Being drunk and sad isn't good...But I'm just drunk...Here nor there.
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You look at the floor and see the floor. I look at the floor and see molecules.
Dan Aykroyd
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It is time to get drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of Time, get drunk; get drunk without stopping! On wine, on poetry, or on virtue, as you wish.
Charles Baudelaire
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Don't ever forget what someone says to you while they're drunk, because drunk words are sober thoughts.
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I didnt mean itI was drunk. I was at a high but at a low. I was a bit sick, a bit drunk. We were at Athens or Spain Madrid! I was drunk cuz there were free booze, the Red Bull thing. It just came out.
Oliver Sykes
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I-phone falls to the floor...breaks screen. Android falls to the floor...breaks floor.
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A female officer pulls over a drunk man. The officer tells him, Anything you say will be held against you! Then the drunk man yells, TITTIES!
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I'd rather get a floor burn than letting a ball hit the floor.
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This that, off the glass, off the floor, off the wall jam. We in th building, you wishing you had the floor plans.
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You left my heart broken and sore. You say you love me then you shove me to the floor.
Blood On The Dance Floor
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Get on the floor, get, get, get on the floor. My swagger's in check.
Cher Lloyd
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