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On Zebra Crossing Quotes & Sayings
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For some reason, my whole life has been, 'You can't do this, you can't do that.' The other day I was watching these kids crossing the road, and they have these crossing guards, kids who help other kids across the road. They would never let me be a crossing guard when I was a little kid . It would come up, I'd always raise my hand, I would never get picked . They thought I was too wild, but I knew I was responsible enough, if I was given that task.
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Most of my work consisted of crossing out. Crossing out was the secret of all good writing.
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Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mind-bog-gglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as the final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God. The argument goes something like this: `I refuse to prove that I exist,' says God, `for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.' `But,' says Man, `The Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED.' `Oh dear,' says God, `I hadn't thought of that,' and promptly vanished in a puff of logic. `Oh, that was easy,' says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing.
Douglas Adams
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A zebra does not change its spots.
Al Gore
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I don't want no daughter-in-law who's a zebra.
George Jefferson
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I don't want no daughter-in-law who's a zebra.
Sherman Hemsley
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A couple of weeks after that, Zebra Books phoned with an offer, and I accepted.
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I have an awesome idea, but first I'll need a zebra, bungee cords, jello, and a partner in crime. Any takers?
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Coke on her black skin made a stripe like a zebra, I call that jungle fever.
Kanye West
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Yes! Finally captured Martha Stewart. You know, with all the massive and almost completely unpunished fraud perpetrated on the American public by such companies as Enron, Global Crossing, Tyco and Adelphia, we finally got the ringleader. Maybe now we can lower the nation's terror alert to periwinkle.
Jon Stewart
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Yes! Finally captured Martha Stewart. You know, with all the massive and almost completely unpunished fraud perpetrated on the American public by such companies as Enron, Global Crossing, Tyco and Adelphia, we finally got the ringleader. Maybe now we can lower the nation's terror alert to periwinkle.
Jon Stewart
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Yes! Finally captured Martha Stewart. You know, with all the massive and almost completely unpunished fraud perpetrated on the American public by such companies as Enron, Global Crossing, Tyco and Adelphia, we finally got the ringleader. Maybe now we can lower the nation's terror alert to periwinkle.
Jon Stewart
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Yes! Finally captured Martha Stewart. You know, with all the massive and almost completely unpunished fraud perpetrated on the American public by such companies as Enron, Global Crossing, Tyco and Adelphia, we finally got the ringleader. Maybe now we can lower the nation's terror alert to periwinkle.
Jon Stewart
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You dirty, double-crossing rat.
James Cagney
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Stopping a chicken from crossing a road is cock blocking.
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You can never win a race by looking over your shoulder at what the other people are doing or saying. You must keep your focus on crossing the line.
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A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
Groucho Marx
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A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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The most hazardous part of our expedition to Africa was crossing Piccadilly Circus.
Joseph Thomson
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