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One Shot Jack R Quotes & Sayings
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The whole town laughed at my great-grandfather, just because he worked hard and saved his money. True, working at the hardware store didn't pay much, but he felt it was better than what everybody else did, which was go up to the volcano and collect the gold nuggets it shot out every day. It turned out he was right. After forty years, the volcano petered out. Everybody left town, and the hardware store went broke. Finally he decided to collect gold nuggets too, but there weren't many left by then. Plus, he broke his leg and the doctor's bills were real high.
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For a while I thought history was something bitter old men wrote. But Jack loved history so ... for Jack history was full of heroes
Jacqueline Lee Bouvier Kennedy Onassis
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I think Taj and Nina were better friends, because they get along, they have a lot of fun and they laugh. But it seems that Nina and Jack really hit it off. Nina really fell in love with Jack. there's a lot of chemistry between them!
Delta Goodrem
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The United States has been declared under martial law...All constitutional rights have been suspended. Anyone interfering with the collection of urine samples will be shot. Anyone failing to attend morning school prayer will be shot. The number one enemy of progress is questions. National security is more important than individual rights. Sports broadcasts will proceed as scheduled. Shut up, be happy, obey all orders without question. At last everything is done for you.
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I learned a good deal about economics, and about America, from the author of the Reagan tax reforms - the great Jack Kemp. What gave Jack that incredible enthusiasm was his belief in the possibilities of free people, in the power of free enterprise and strong communities to overcome poverty and despair. We need that same optimism right now.
Paul Ryan
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The rain forest has Sting. Now Siberia has Jack Dee. Someone had to draw the short straw. In this case it was the rain forest.
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With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.
Jack Nicholson
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Grammar is important! Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your Uncle jack off a horse.
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Take a chance, take a breath, Take a shot with a gun to your head. Take a chance, take a breath, Take a shot like the gun is to your head.
Chiodos
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Give everything I got. Just to get a shot.
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I'm feelin like this could be my last shot.
Mac Miller
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You had to get shot 9 times to get rich.
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You only get one shot so make it count.
JLS
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You just need a shot of me I'm jus like medicine.
Plies
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It's been one of those days, you try and forget about. Take a shot and let it out.
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Put your name on something, it better be the best... you only get one shot.
George Foreman
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That shot might not have been as good as it might have been.
John Motson
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I'd take another chance, take a fall take a shot for you.
One Republic
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There is nothing more exhilarating than to be shot at without result.
Winston Churchill
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One lucky shot deserves another.
Shaquille O'Neal
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