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Suggest Revision: Just curious if we can count my phoning you to bail me out of jail this Cinco de Mayo as my Mother's Day call.
 
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Suggest Revision: I would retire first. It's the most hectic, nerve-racking city. Imagine having to take the 7 train to the ballpark, looking like you're [riding through] Beirut next to some kid with purple hair next to some queer with AIDS right next to some dude who just got out of jail for the fourth time right next to some 20-year-old mom with four kids. It's depressing.
 
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Suggest Revision: Now I'm weighing fish scale on a big scale. Hoping I can evade they and stay out of jail.
 
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Suggest Revision: A good friend would bail you out of jail, but your best friend would be the one sitting next to you saying,
 
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Suggest Revision: A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail. A best friend is the one sitting next to you saying
 
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Suggest Revision: A good friend will come bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying...'Damn, that was fun!
 
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Suggest Revision: Are you there vodka? It's me, Chelsea. Please get me out of jail and I promise I will never drink again. Drink and drive. I will never drink and drive again. I may even start my own group fashioned after MADD, Mothers Against Drunk Driving, but I'll call it AWLTDASH, Alcoholics Who Like to Drink and Stay Home.
 
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Suggest Revision: Dude, Ted is a fucking murderer! I can't fuck with him! I got a wife, man! She's gonna be out of jail soon. I wanna fuck her! I wanna have sex with her! I am not gonna wake up murdered tomorrow. -Ted
 
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Suggest Revision: I called my brother everything I could think of the night he wouldn't bail me out of jail.
 
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Suggest Revision: Don't forget to get your Motley Crue t-shirt, you know, all proceeds go to get their lead singer out of jail.
 
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