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Ozone Short Slogansbirthday Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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Life is too short to waste time on matching socks.
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I was going to make a gay joke...butt f*ck it...
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There was the South Ozone National Bank looking as though it had been waiting for me.
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So I'm going to go on and work on preserving the ozone layer, encouraging everyone to recycle.
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I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny.
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My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.
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That's right she's full grown settin' the wrong tone. I'm diggin' the energy and I'm lovin' her ozone.
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They say that life is too short, I just wonder who took the measurements.
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When I was a kid, we never heard of smog, ozone depletion, acid rain, green house gasses.
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Life is short, so smile while you still have teeth.
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Yo Mama's so fat she plugged the hole in the ozone layer.
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In youth the days are short and the years are long. In old age the years are short and day's long.
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If you want a higher power, go to the goddamn sun. Just go to the sun - and stop destroying the ozone layer.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I like my women like I like my weekend - short, filled with liquor and gone by Monday.
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From a scientific perspective there is some indication that a nuclear war could deplete the earth's ozone layer or, less likely, could bring on a new Ice Age - but there is no suggestion that either the created order or mankind would be destroyed in the process.
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