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Paula Poundstone And Mic Quotes & Sayings
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There are really only so many foods and so many ways you can prepare them.
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The law must be stable, but it must not stand still.
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I was born in Alabama, but I only lived there for a month before I'd done everything there was to do.
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I'm thankful that my memory is good because my vision is going.
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Adults are always asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because they are looking for ideas.
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I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings.
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I love key lime pie, although it's never made the proper way.
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The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an ax-murderer
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My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it.
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The wages of sin are death, but after they take the taxes out, it's more like a tired feeling, really.
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The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer.
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I'm really more prolific than most stand-ups. My act changes. I do fold in new experiences, new observations, whatever you want to call it.
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Once I was gone for a month and I was just miserable, so I flew back from Florida for two hours just to be home and see my cats.
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I mean, I do love clever and witty, but I think that the 'Three Stooges' were geniuses. They'd have to be for their appeal to have lasted this long.
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I have a horrible memory and I used to consider that a liability, but I've learned along the way that talking to people is really a beautiful thing.
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I love talking to the audience, and I must be the luckiest performer in the world. I always land something or somebody that just takes off.
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The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.
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When we live up to our Constitution, let's form a Conga line around the Capitol and bungee jump off the dome.
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I'm thankful for Sarah Palin's vice presidential bid, which taught us that Alaska is not in a box off the coast of California.
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When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise.
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