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Peanut Butter And Jelly Sandwic Quotes & Sayings
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That awkward moment when its Peanut Butter Jelly Time and youre allergic to peanut butter.
Unknown
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What I love is a peanut butter and pickle sandwich. I'll just have peanut butter and bananas, then peanut butter and pickles. Peanut butter and chocolate I don't recommend.
Dianne Wiest
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bi... I made this in the crib watchin' Belly. Eatin' peanut butter jelly, what the fu.. the ni...s tell me.
J Cole
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If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream.
Barry Goldwater
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No sugar? Damn. Y'all ain't never got two things that match. Either y'all got Kool-aid, no sugar. Peanut butter, no jelly. Ham, no burger. Daaamn! -Smokey
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Sometimes...my farts smell like peanut butter...But I don't eat peanut butter. Then why do they smell like that?!
Shane Dawson
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I'm coming down in my slab, 84's on Perelli's. Candy paint buck seats, I call it peanut butter jelly. Pouring up the purple, blowing on some'ing smelly In a button drop the top, and put the dropper on the belly.
Killa Kyleon
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There's nothing better than good s... But bad s..? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad s...
Billy Joel
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You can be the peanut butter to my jelly, you can be the butterflies I feel in my belly. You can be the captin and I can be your first mate, you can be the chills I feel on a first date. You can be the hero and I can be your sidekick, you can be the tear that I cry if we ever split. You can be that rain from the clouds when its storming or you can be the sun when it shines in the morning. Don't know if I could ever be without you because boy you complete me, and in time I know that we'll both see that we are all we need.
Unknown
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I tried the low-carb bread. Have you tried it? It's horrible. I tasted it. I thought the wrapper was still on. It's not like it went bad, it never went good. They have 'I Can't Believe It's Not Butter,' they should call it, 'This Ain't Bread.' 'Cause it looks like bread, but it has no other properties of bread. I said, 'You know what? I'll butter it. That'll make it better.' Butter won't go on it. It slides right off. The butter's like, 'Where are you putting me?' Jam and jelly beads up and fall off it. Did they Scotch-guard this at the factory? You know what I'll do? It's okay, I'll toast it. I'll make a sandwich, I'll toast it. It's better when you toast it. It doesn't toast. You can't toast it. I'm out in the garage with a blow torch. It's absorbing the heat like a space shuttle tile.
John Pinette
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Life... is like a box of chocolates - a cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that no one ever asks for, unreturnable because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So, you're stuck with mostly undefinable whipped mint crap, mindlessly wolfed down when there's nothing else to eat while you're watching the game. Sure, once is a while you get a peanut butter cup or an English toffee but it's gone too fast and the taste is fleeting. In the end, you are left with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts, which, if you are desperate enough to eat, leaves nothing but an empty box of useless brown paper.
The X-Files
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Who needs a girlfriend when you have a dog and peanut butter?
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Man cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter.
James A Garfield
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Ah-la peanut-butter sandwiches!
The Amazing Mumferd
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You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
Daniel Tosh
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Is there any problem that a bottle of wine and peanut butter can't solve?
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Panamera red folks, peanut butter guts on my Pauly Shore shit?
The Game
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But unfortunately, when you have a kid, you sometimes eat everything they leave behind. So far today I've had some of her leftover pancakes with peanut butter.
Joely Fisher
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On some peanut butter leather, with the wood so grainy. It must be raining dollars 'cause she lookin' so gravy.
Baby Bash
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I call my mom now and say, "You know all the dinners you made that I said "no" to and then went off and ate peanut butter? I'm sorry. I get it now. I slaved over roasting this, and Violet goes, "No, no, no!"
Jennifer Garner
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