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Peeing Pant Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Peeing Pant" sorted by relevance. 19 matching entries found.
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In a normal job, if you gain or lose a few pounds, its no big deal. But in my business you have to tell someone so that the next time you go to a fitting, the clothes are the right size. Its really embarrassing to have to say to your manager, 'Im now a 6 pant instead of a 4.' Emails go out, and they cc the agents: Jenna would like everyone to know that shes now a 6 pant.' This is why actresses obsess about their weight. Its not a private affair.
Jenna Fischer
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If some one is talking too much ask them 'Is my pant zipper down?' when they say no tell them 'Then why is your mouth open?'
Unknown
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'Are you crying?' No I'm peeing through my eyes.
Unknown
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Peeing your pants is the coolest.
Billy Madison
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Being paranoid about people hearing you in the bathroom while you're peeing.
Unknown
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I've had enough with the earthquakes. My whole house shook and I came really close to peeing my pants.
Candace Bailey
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Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Unknown
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I have never done a thriller, and it will just be really fun for me to heave and pant and run and climb and break windows and scream every once in a while.
Kate Hudson
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Emma: I'm going to start peeing with the door open, it's going to get weird.
No Strings Attached (Movie)
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On the whole, Earth society is useless, but they do have these things called antique rugs that are great for peeing on. -Cat
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One kind kiss before we part, Drop a tear and bid adieu; Though we sever, my fond heart Till we meet shall pant for you.
Robert Dodsley
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Some people wear their heart up on their sleeve. I wear mine underneath my right pant leg, strapped to my boot.
Ani DiFranco
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You can come around the my way see me on the block, my pant legs rolled up with some yellow tube socks... You betta' make sure ur Geico paid, Killa B.H. heat up like a mothaf*ckin' microwave, WHOOOO
Joe Budden
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I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl.
Penny Ward Moser
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Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.
Unknown
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Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see, but only you can feel its warmth.
Unknown
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Home alone; Thoughts = Party!!!! WOOOHOOOOO!!! Reality = Peeing with door open...
Unknown
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We have grown literally afraid to be poor. We despise anyone who elects to be poor in order to simplify and save his inner life. If he does not join the general scramble and pant with the money-making street, we deem him spiritless and lacking in ambition.
William James
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Thus saith the LORD; For three transgressions of Israel, and for four, I will not turn away the punishment thereof; because they sold the righteous for silver, and the poor for a pair of sho..; That pant after the dust of the earth on the head of the poor, and turn aside the way of the meek: and a man and his father will go in unto the same maid, to profane my holy name: And they lay themselves down upon clothes laid to pledge by every altar, and they drink the wine of the condemned in the house of their god.
Bible
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