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Peg Leg Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Was on my last leg, I couldn't even borrow my friend's extra peg.
Sly Stone
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How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.
Abraham Lincoln
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If you call a tail a leg, how many legs does a horse have? Four, calling a tail a leg does not make it a leg
Abraham Lincoln
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If you call a tail a leg, how many legs has a dog? Five? No, calling a tail a leg don't make it a leg.
Abraham Lincoln
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If you call a tail a leg, how many legs does a horse have? Four, calling a tail a leg does not make it a leg
Abraham Lincoln
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Your mama's so fat, when she broke her leg, gravy poured out!
Unknown
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Yes, I do have a scar on my leg. When I was about 5 my sister and I were playing hide and seek and I hid inside this really tall-enclosed gate. After a while when my sister didn't find me I had to climb up on this sharp pole sticking out from the gate. I slipped and the pole went into my leg. I tried pulling away to get the pole out but it just tore through my whole leg. It's smaller now though because I grew!
Kylie Jenner
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In this business you break a leg and 150 other people are out of work while production is shut down. It's not like you were an accountant and could still work with your leg in a cast.
Ken Curtis
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A bad marriage is like a horse with a broken leg. You can shoot the horse, but it don't fix the leg.
Unknown
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If your right leg was Christmas & your left leg was New Years...Would you let me visit in between holidays?
Unknown
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I was hit many times in various parts of the body, including my right leg, and thank God I am recovering. I was also severely wounded in my left leg. Iraqi and French doctors will conduct an operation shortly and, God willing, I will recover.
Uday Hussein
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My knee is as strong as it was before, if not stronger, and it's a matter of getting my leg strong. I lost six years of strength in about six month's time, so it's going to take another year or two to get that leg back up to full strength, but I'm good to go so far.
Picabo Street
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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I have two doctors - my left leg and my right leg
G M Trevelyan
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Cham is the only thing to screw one up when one is down a peg.
Anthony Trollope
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Sometimes I think of life as a process where everybody is discouraging and taking everybody else down a peg or two.
Brenda Ueland
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I loved Peg Bundy. I am so happy that I got to do that. It was really fun.
Katey Sagal
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A bad marriage is like a horse with a broken leg, you can shoot the horse, but it don't fix the leg.
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
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