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People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the heart? It's obvious I've got big ones and if people want to assume they're not mine, then let them.
Dolly Parton
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To all those who said I couldn't make jokes about blind people...watch me.
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If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
Bob Edwards
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You must have someone who...You dont need to impress. You can rely on whether you need it or not. Are fun but serious too. You can be completely honest with. Gives good advice. Listens. Wont judge you but criticizes when you need it. Gives a hug. You can make inside jokes with. Understands what you're thinking even if you dont say it. Has your back. But most importantly, someone who will make you the most you.
Unknown
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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Remembering inside jokes that you and your best friend used to have, then you remember you dont talk anymore...
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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I dont care who anybody sleeps with. If a couple has been together all that time...and there are gay relationships that are more solid than some heteros..ual ones...I think its fine if they want to get married. I dont know how people can get so anti-something. Mind your own business, take care of your affairs, and dont worry about other people so much.
Betty White
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People like to make fun of the fans who camp out but people have renaissance fairies; people do Civil War re-enactments; people do what they like. Im tired of hearing people rage on the fans. If you dont like Twilight, dont buy a ticket.
Anna Kendrick
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Dont love too soon. Dont trust too fast. Dont judge too soon. Dont quit too early. Dont expect too high. Dont talk too much. Be yourself!
Unknown
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Some people are just not worth the breath of air it takes to say their name. People dont change. They just find new ways to lie to you.
Unknown
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I dont want anymore temporary people in my life...if you dont plan on being a part of my future then I dont need you around.
Unknown
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I keep it real, I dont sugar coat, I dont lie and I dont hold back what I have to say. If everyone did this, the world would be a much better place. But because people dont, everyone is living in a fantasy world, and they dont know the truth.
Imani Forpahl
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To be honest with you, I dont really feel any different as a person. I dont live my life any differently. I mean, there might be people who want to come take a picture when Im having dinner, which is fine by me. I dont know any artist who doesnt want people to respond to their work on some level, but Im just grateful to be a working actor and to get to play roles that I like and get to work with great directors in the hiatus.
Matthew Bomer
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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I dont have a private life. People dont realize how powerful the media is. Its a beast. Its there to build you up and take you down. Its kind of bittersweet, you know. Like right now were doing an interview for a magazine that I love. You need to do press, but you dont ask for it to take over your life. I understand that when I go to work, the paparazzi will be there. But I dont understand why they need to be down my back when I go out of my apartment at midnight to get some ice cream.
Vanessa Lachey
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I respect all religions. What I dont respect is when people use religion to attack others. Ive met people across the world, in the middle of nowhere, who are just trying to survive and all they have is religion. In some way it helps them, and I wouldnt take it away from them. There are also people who use it to hate and kill. I dont consider them religious people.
Angelina Jolie
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I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real sentences. But our innocence goes awfully deep, and our discreditable secret is that we don't know anything at all, and our horrid inner secret is that we don't care that we don't.
Dylan Thomas
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I really dont care what people think of me...I cut off a lot of people. Im tired of being nice to mfs that dont deserve it.
Unknown
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I dont like bi...es. I dont like ho... I dont like fakes. I dont like brown nosers. long story short...I DONT LIKE YOU!
Unknown
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