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Perfect Boyfriend Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend.
Lucy Liu
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Just because you don't have a boyfriend doesn't mean that you are not beautiful or any less perfect than someone who does.
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I don't want a PERFECT boyfriend, I just want someone to act silly with, someone who treats me well and someone who loves being with me more than anything.
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Hey baby, feel my sweater. You feel that? That's boyfriend material.
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You don't need a perfect boyfriend. All you need is one who loves your weirdness, wants to spend time with you & respects you.
Unknown
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You're not perfect and I'll save you the suspense. I am not perfect either...but surely we're perfect for each other.
Unknown
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We are the perfect couple, we're just not in the perfect situation.
Unknown
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My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
Rita Rudner
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For my high colestorol my doctor prescribed me a boyfriend.
Loesje
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My marriage is on the rocks again; yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
Rodney Dangerfield
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'I need a boyfriend', No, you WANT a boyfriend. You NEED water, cause you sound thirsty.
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I love meeting my Ex's new boyfriend and thinking, 'Yep, I am definitely cooler than this dude.'
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Save a boyfriend for a rainy dayand another, in case it doesn't rain.
Mae West
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Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.
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My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don't have s.. ever. Now that the milk is free, we've both become lactose intolerant.
Margaret Cho
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My mom always complains about my lack of a boyfriend. Well, next time she asks, I'm going to tell her I'm dating two different guys...Mr. Duracell and Mr. Energizer.
Michelle Landry
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I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.
Tracy Smith
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They say that nobody is perfect, then they say that practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds.
Unknown
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Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.
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What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds.
Cindy Gardner
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