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Pervert But Funny N Intellegent Quotes & Sayings
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I don't care what they say, the first guy who milked a cow and drank it was a massive pervert.
Unknown
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The morning always has a way of creeping up on me and peeking in my bedroom windows. The sunrise is such a pervert.
Jarod Kintz
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Be careful who you're calling a child, Lois, because if I'm a child, that makes you a pedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna sit here and get lectured by a pervert.
Peter Griffin
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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They say you should never mix business with pleasure. It's hard not to when you're a gynecologist and a pervert.
Unknown
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If I'm a child that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if I'm going stand here and take this from a pervert.
Peter Griffin
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It is not human nature we should accuse but the despicable conventions that pervert it.
Denis Diderot
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My girlfriend said to me in bed last night' 'you're a pervert' I said, 'that's a big word for a girl of nine'.
Emo Philips
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How strangely will the Tools of a Tyrant pervert the plain Meaning of Words!
Samuel Adams
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Either you think, or else others have to think for you and take power from you, pervert and discipline your natural tastes, civilize and sterilize you.
F Scott Fitzgerald
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If you say a modern celebrity is an adulterer, a pervert and a drug addict, all it means is that you've read his autobiography.
P J O'Rourke
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As selfishness and complaint pervert the mind, so love with its joy clears and sharpens the vision.
Helen Keller
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I miss you like a pervert misses being able to "right click, save image as" when he meets a girl in real life.
Unknown
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Avoid lawsuits beyond all things; they pervert your conscience, impair your health, and dissipate your property.
Jean De La Bruyere
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The wish to hurt, the momentary intoxication with pain, is the loophole through which the pervert climbs into the minds of ordinary men.
Jacob Bronowski
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These rare senses and powers of reasoning were given to be used freely, but not audaciously, to discover, not to pervert the truth.
William John Wills
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The wish to hurt, the momentary intoxication with pain, is the loophole through which the pervert climbs into the minds of ordinary men
Jacob Bronowski
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The instant the Government was organized, at the very first Congress, the Northern States evinced a general desire and purpose to use it for their own benefit, and to pervert its powers for sectional advantage, and they have steadily pursued that policy to this day.
Robert Toombs
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When faced with writing this speech I decided to trawl the internet for inspiration so I spent many hours browsing. Unfortunately I was caught by my missus who called me a pervert and I'm still sleeping in the spare room.
Unknown
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We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution.
Abraham Lincoln
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