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Suggest Revision: Be careful who you're calling a child, Lois, because if I'm a child, that makes you a pedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna sit here and get lectured by a pervert.
 
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Suggest Revision: Um, if by ead you mean imagined a naked lady, then, yes.
 
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Suggest Revision: You know what I haven't had in a while? Big League Chew.
 
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Suggest Revision: Oh, I thought you wanted us to murder the children and harvest their organs for beer money.
 
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Suggest Revision: Wait, Lois, we have to handle this delicately. Our son....wants....to plow you.
 
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Suggest Revision: Hey Lois, give Chris a break. I mean, no tv? So he failed a class, it's not like he felt up his cousin in the garage that one time when I was 19.
 
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Suggest Revision: Nobody calls me a fizzle and gets away with it! Except for that one guy who called me a fizzle and then ran away, he got away with it. But most of the people who call me a fizzle don't get away with it! Actually he was the only guy to ever call me a fizzle, but after today only half the people who have ever called me a fizzle will have gotten away with it!
 
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Suggest Revision: No thanks, that yellow snow cone you gave me didn't taste like lemon, it tasted more like...oh you guys are asses!
 
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Suggest Revision: Dear MacGuyver, Enclosed is a rubber band, a paper clip, and a drinking straw. Please save my dog.
 
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Suggest Revision: What am I supposed to do with all my great ideas? Put 'em in a tub and clean myself with them? That's what soap is for, Lois.
 
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