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Suggest Revision: Yep, now here's the plan: You'll enter through the air contitioning duct here. Now there'll be an invisible laser grid three inches from the floor, so you'll have to compress your body to the size of an ordinary household sponge and slide underneath like some kind of weird amphibious dolphin.
 
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Suggest Revision: I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Lois had placed in front of me. Of course I'd never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking, but somehow I think she knew. Lois had always been full of energy and life, but lately I had begun to grow more aware of her aging. The bright, exuberant eyes that I had fallen in love with were now beginning to grow dull and listless with the long fatigue of a weary life...I woke several hours later in a daze.
 
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Suggest Revision: If I'm a child that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if I'm going stand here and take this from a pervert.
 
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Suggest Revision: Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'
 
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Suggest Revision: I'm afraid I have some very bad news, your wife's gonna be a vegetable. You're gonna have to bathe her, feed her, and care for her for the rest of your life.
 
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Suggest Revision: Attention restaurant customers: Testicles. That is all.
 
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Suggest Revision: Well, I'm gettin' something really special too. And by special I don't mean special like that Kleinaman boy down the street. More special like... like Special K, the cereal. Hey, what do they do with the regular K? And for that matter, what ever happend to K. Ballard? You know, if you said mallard and you had a cold, it would sound like ballard.
 
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Suggest Revision: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually.
 
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Suggest Revision: That's right, I'm your daddy. Shh, Shh, Shh, Shh. Don't talk, Lois, don't talk. Just let me do all the work. Yeah...now feel my warm breath on the nape of your neck. My hands on your big soft boobs...running down your big man-like chest.
 
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Suggest Revision: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Lois, this isn't my Batman glass.
 
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