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Suggest Revision: I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?
 
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Suggest Revision: I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
 
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Suggest Revision: Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and three dollar pantyhose that won't run.
 
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Suggest Revision: We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
 
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Suggest Revision: I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.
 
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Suggest Revision: There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?
 
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Suggest Revision: Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
 
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Suggest Revision: He has so many muscles he has to make an appointment to move his fingers.
 
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Suggest Revision: Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.
 
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Suggest Revision: Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
 
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