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Phyllis Diller Fang Jokes Fang Quotes & Sayings
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I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?
Phyllis Diller
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There is poison in the fang of the serpent, in the mouth of the fly and in the sting of a scorpion; but the wicked man is saturated with it.
Chanakya
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I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
Phyllis Diller
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I read some, and then visited with people involved in this curious, exciting and somewhat misunderstood sub-culture. I met with a fang maker, who offered to fit me for an exquisite pair.
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I have only ever read one book in my life, and that is White Fang. It's so frightfully good I've never bothered to read another.
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You know you're old if your walker has an airbag.
Phyllis Diller
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I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing.
Phyllis Diller
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Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
Phyllis Diller
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My photographs don't do me justice - they just look like me.
Phyllis Diller
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You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type.
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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Phyllis Diller
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Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.
Phyllis Diller
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Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.
Phyllis Diller
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A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.
Phyllis Diller
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Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.
Phyllis Diller
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I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
Phyllis Diller
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I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.
Phyllis Diller
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The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.
Phyllis Diller
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Aim high, and you won't shoot your foot off.
Phyllis Diller
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Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.
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